Ya think Bishop Corder would let the ole timer go to Ooltewah? Hey, I can do a belt jerk good as ole Kev. I can emulate Rockin Rod as good as Kev? Hey, I can even use all the Rod-Speak, like, Turn to ya neighbor and give em a high five fer Jesus, or Tell the Devil You Bout to Raze Hell, or Can't Git No Help Up In Here. I know how to use some a them catchy sermon titles too, like:Get Outta the Boat an FloatTakin Back What Slewfoot StoleWhen the Devil Starts Messin, God Starts BlessinThe Devils in the Phone Booth Dialin 911