| One of the presidents (I don't know which) was standing in a receiving line and told one of his friends that no one even paid attention to what he was saying. Instead they just said something polite and moved on.So he decided to start seeing who was listening. So, as each person that came through the line, the president would give them a big smile and say, I just killed my mother this morning.As expected, everyone just smiled and said something like, Thank you--you too.Until a wise statesmen came through the line. Sure enough, the president smiled and said, I just killed my mother this morning.The statesman replied, Well, I'm sure she had it coming! |