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If Life Begins at Conception, Is It OK to Count an Expectant Mother as 2 on ya attendance report?

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Post subject: Cojak: If Life Begins at Conception, Is It OK to Count an Expectant Mother as 2 on ya attendance report?
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am
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Sounds fair to me old man. go ahead and do it.... Some facts but mostly just my [email protected]/
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Count three, she might have twins.


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We prayin all five a the dear ladies will have quadruplets. 4 x 5 = 20. Ats gonna look good on the monthly church report.


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I am smiling, my dog Ace was well known at the camp ground and at our church. Long before A/C the side door was open to the church in the summer and my dog would lay with his head in the side door. Daddy was accused of counting Ace during the nation wide spring SS contests that were held. I miss those times, they did increase attendance in our churches.However Ace was there contest or not. Some facts but mostly just my [email protected]/
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